so my sister’s been in the hospital with viral meningitis for the past two days. its sort of surreal and treating me pretty rough.
debilitating waves of horniness.
I have this image of what i should and want to look like locked in my head and if i don’t physically match that image I’m forever and always going to think i look like a weird product of pokemon fusion.
Me on the internet
Me: google definition of "grandeur"
Me: lets check tumblr
Me: Oh cool, solar flares. Imma google it.
Me: look at all the pretty pictures...
Me: Oh wait. "Solar superstorm set to strike earth, and we'll only have a 30 minute warning" WELLFUCK
Me: "Carrington Event" aye?
Me: Coronal Mass Ejection, well that sounds interesting...
Me: Cosmic Rays.
Me: "Health threat from cosmic rays"
Me: "Effects of cosmic rays on humans"
Me: "Will cosmic rays give me super powers"
now accepting applications for additional partners in crime.
Every piece of wood has a personality. Let it speak for itself. Hey guys, heres a link to my Etsy!
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
Dear lord, when I get to heaven Please let me bring my man When he comes tell me that you’ll let him in Father tell me if you can
But daddy doesn’t know all the things I do.